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12.06.2025 02:41

Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
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Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
My Husband Drinks a Pot of Coffee a Day—So I Asked the Experts If That's Safe - EatingWell
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Solar 'cannonballs' may have stripped Mars of its water, long-awaited study reveals - Live Science
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why do some of those who believe in a god refuse to consider the possibility they could be wrong?
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
A New Law of Nature Attempts to Explain the Complexity of the Universe - WIRED