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12.06.2025 02:41

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

Bradford researchers solve mystery of disease and wool trade - BBC

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

Dakota Johnson shows Chris Martin what he's missing post-breakup in completely sheer ensemble - Page Six

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Latest AirPods Pro 2 feature is ahead of its time in the best way - 9to5Mac

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dear atheist, do you realise that there is a God watching over you who will one day judge and condemn you for every wrong thing you have said and done before casting you into the lake of fire?

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

My Husband Drinks a Pot of Coffee a Day—So I Asked the Experts If That's Safe - EatingWell

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Solar 'cannonballs' may have stripped Mars of its water, long-awaited study reveals - Live Science

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Why do you think most harem anime and manga have lame male protagonists that would be considered losers and pathetic by most people?

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is the most popular song that includes the word "you"? Are there any other songs that use "you" multiple times?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do some of those who believe in a god refuse to consider the possibility they could be wrong?

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

A New Law of Nature Attempts to Explain the Complexity of the Universe - WIRED