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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 00:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

This Plant You’ve Never Heard of Can Do What Scientists Thought Was Impossible - SciTechDaily

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

How could NASA possibly land on the moon when it's impossible to reach the moon through the Earth's dome? Why are they making up such an obvious lie?

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

What is a sermon to talk about men?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are some difficulties in a JEE aspirant's life?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Is it common for Americans to feel "trapped" due to the size and distance of their country from other countries/continents? Is this feeling an exaggeration or a reality?

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do flat-earthers claim the 1967 photo of Earth from space was made with CGI, even though CGI didn't exist back then?

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

No go.

How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?

No way

Still no good

No, not a chance

Why do some men love sucking cocks?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

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So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Does CloudFlare protect blackhat sites from DDOS attacks?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Then came..

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