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10.06.2025 00:29

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Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
What is a sermon to talk about men?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What are some difficulties in a JEE aspirant's life?
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
No go.
How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?
No way
Still no good
No, not a chance
Why do some men love sucking cocks?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
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So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Does CloudFlare protect blackhat sites from DDOS attacks?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Then came..
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